plainclothes detective

I am a plainclothes detective. I am going to a local police station to interegate a witness. I have a big lunch with me in a reused Central Market plastic bag. I realize I have to put the bag through thex-ray machine and the bag is too big to fit through the conveyer-belted opening. I start emptying things out in the trash. I am at camp. everyone is mobilizing to get on to buses with their friends to go to their prospective camp sites. My friends are waiting for me at the bottom of the hill. Matt Fraser is yelling at me to hurry to get on the bus. The bus is leaving without me. My lunch has turned into a huge amount of camping gear. I have so much to gather and carry to the bus. The bus left without me. I am looking around to find someone who can get me to my camp site where all of my friends are. I find a very tall and ancient tree. It has a huge doorway in the very middle at the base. I open the door and walk into the tree. The tree is a vast and expansive dwelling. The walls and floors and ceilings are all covered in thick dark mud. There are people moving about upstairs. They are mud people. The mud people are made of the same dark mud that covers the walls and ceilings and floors. When the mud people talk mud sputters from their mouths. I look down and realize I am covered in mud too. There are three mud people, a grandfather, a father and a grandson. The grandfather nods at me when I walk up but remains sitting in his chair. The father acknowledges me but kneels down to his son and says "what are you doing son?!" the little boy makes a weird face, he is flaring his nostrils. The father says to the little boy, "You've got what's up in one nostril and Doc in the other!" The little boy replies, "WHATSUUUUUUUUUP?!" The father says, "No not like that".......wake up.