You Guys Need a Ramp

I just bought an old building with some friends of mine. My friends I have never seen before but I know we are long time, deep and close friends. The old building we bought is victorian in style and is falling apart everywhere on the inside. The outside is sturdy and elegant. There are holes in the floor and stairways just hover in mid air hanging below and above us. I need to climb down from an upper level to a lower level. I have one of friends hold my arms and I lower myself down. I place my feet on one part of the broken stairway and it falls out from beneth me. My friend holds onto my arms tightly. I am dangling now 50 feet up in the air. I am thinking to myself doing yoga will help me in this situation. I slowly, calmly and methodically shift my weight and get one leg propped on the landing where my friend is holding my arms. My left foot is above and to the left of my left shoulder. I use my leg to lift me until I can grab the other side of the landing with my right arm. I shift my weight again and I lift myself all the way onto the landing to safety. Someone is yelling at my friends and I from below. It is my one friend's girlfriend. She has firey red hair and is very pretty. She seems really mean and condisending though. She says, "you guys need a ramp!".......wake up.